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Old Spice Your Life

Hello, ex- significant others of my significant other.

Look at your self, look at me. Look at your self, now really, really look at me.

I'm the man you could be. With the significant other you failed to hold onto or failed to treat
appropriately.

Look at yourself, look at me. Look up at me, you metaphorically tiny, tiny person.

I'm the man who laughs at your short comings while eating your ex-significant other's amazingly cooked meals.
I'm the man who strokes her hair as we walk down the tree lined boulevard of our shared lives.

I'm the man who gets to react to her day in and day out like the double rainbow wonder she is.

Look at yourself, don't look at me. It will just hurt too much.

And while you may have found a significant other of your own, and I am happy for you in a non-partonizing way that still patronizes you oh so much, you lost this one.

Just look away.

I'm at a Mac.

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airspaniel
Aug. 11th, 2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
This is why you're one of my favorite dudes in the universe. ^_^

High-five for winning the significant other lottery! o/*\o
j_bkl
Aug. 11th, 2010 01:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you, my good woman.

Ain't doin too bad your self, it seems.

GROUP HUG!
quasisonic
Aug. 11th, 2010 02:08 pm (UTC)
Best.Post.Ever.

BRB dying laughing. XD

Seriously, you rule!
reppep
Aug. 11th, 2010 03:47 pm (UTC)
Well done, J (both immediately and long-term)
Looking forward to next September!
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